Your Mamma Don't Dance

Written by Kenny Loggins and Jim Messina
Performed by Loggins and Messina

And your daddy don't Rock and Roll
Your Mama don't dance
And your daddy don't Rock and Roll
When evening comes around
And it's time to go to town
Where do you go
To Rock and Roll?

The old folks say
That ya gotta end your date by ten
If you're out on a date
And you bring it home late it's a sin
There just ain't no excusin'
You know you're gonna lose and never win
I'll say it again

And it's all because
Your Mama don't dance
And your daddy don't Rock and Rroll
Your Mama don't dance
And your daddy don't Rock and Roll
When evening comes around
And it's time to go to town
Where do you go
To rock and roll?

You pull into a drive in
And find a place to park
You hop into the backseat
Where you know it's nice and dark
You're just about to move in
Thinkin' it's a breeze
There's a light in your eyes
And then a guy says
Out of the car, longhair
Louise, you're comin' with me
And no more movies

And it's all because
Your Mama don't dance
And your daddy don't Rock and Roll
Your Mama don't dance
And your daddy don't Rock and Roll
When evening comes around
And it's time to go to town
Where do you go
To Rock and Roll?
Where do you go
To Rock and Roll?
Where do you go
To Rock and Roll?

Misery

Written by Samuel Llanas and Kurt Neumann
Performed by the Bodeans

Well, I don't know, what you're thinkin'
And I don't really give a damn
Since I found you're the Reigning Queen
Of the One Night Stand
I've already packed your suitcase
There's a taxi waiting for ya' too
Ya know I might be a lot of things
But, I ain't your Fool

Chorus:
And I ain't gonna cry
You're just a rotten apple in my eye
I hope i'm givin' back the only thing
You ever gave to me
Misery

Well I remember, When we started
You said you'd love me
'til the day that you died
But, I guess just like all the rest
It was just a lie
So, don't even try to tell me
That you're really, really, sorry true
'Cause I know that you done me wrong
And here comes the proof

Chorus 2:

Well, there was Billy on the second floor
And Tommy at the Liquor Store
When you were givin' those Guys a piece
You were giving me
Nothin' but Misery

I said, there was Billy on the second floor
And Tommy at the Liquor Store
When you were givin' those Guys a piece
You were giving me
Miles and miles of Misery
I said, "I don't know, What you're thinkin' "
And I don't really give a damn
Since I found out about you girl
You were just a tramp!

Now, i've already packed that suitcase
There's a taxi waitin', for you too
Ya know I might be a lot of things
But, I ain't your fool
And I ain't gonna cry
You're just a rotten apple in my eye
I hope i'm givin' back the only thing
You ever gave to me!
Misery!
(misery)
Misery!
(misery)
You ain't in Misery!
(misery)
Ooh Misery!

Kiss an Angel Good Morning

Written by Ben Peters
Performed by Charlie Pride

Whenever I chance to meet
some old friends on the street
They wonder how does a man get to be this way
I've always got a smiling face
Anytime and any place
And everytime they ask me why
I just smile and say

You've got to
Kiss an angel good morning
and let you know you think about her when you're gone
Kiss an angel good morning
and love her like the devil when you get back home

Well people may try to guess
The secret of a happiness
but some of them never learn it's a simple thing

The secret i'm speaking of
Is a woman and a man in love
and the answer is in this song
that i always sing

You've got to
Kiss an angel good morning
and let you know you think about her when you're gone
Kiss an angel good morning
and love her like the devil when you get back home

Kiss an angel good morning
and let you know you think about her when you're gone
Kiss an angel good morning
and love her like the devil when you get back home

Fat Bottomed Girls

Written by Brian May
Performed by Queen

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside that red firelight;
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin' world go round.

Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the water, across the land,
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while.
Take me to them lardy ladies every time!

(C'mon)
Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight,
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here,
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap big woman you done made a big man of me!
Now get this!

Oh, (i know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh, down beside that red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right
ride 'em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

Hot Pants Explosion

Written by Fred Schneider, Keith Strickland and Kate Pierson
Performed by B-52s

You know what I say to your hot pants?
Say what?
Say get on down, ah ha ha...
I'm in shippin', if you're receivin'
'Cause what I see I ain't believin'
The longest legs in the shortest pants
You got me doin' a matin' dance
Pant pant
You got me pantin' like a dog
Pant pant
Ooo I'm a hot pants hot dog
You burned a hole in my mind
When I saw your cute behind
Wearin' those hot pants
Hot hot hot hot pants, hot pants
Sizzlin' hot hot pants
Hot hot hot hot pants, hot pants
Sap's up spring's on the rise
I'm bustin' out my tube top tonight
Workin' the night shift, I get off at three
Breakin' out of that factory
Thunder thighs-hangn' out!
Moon beams, dancin' about
If you would be so kind
Put on those red hot pants and take a stroll through my mind
Hot pants, hot hot hot pants, hot pants
Sizzlin' hot hot pants
Hot hot hot hot pants, hot pants
Hot pants explosion
At the factory
Baby it's so sweet how you got me chokin'
Chokin' on the sizzle you deliver in that outfit so smokin'
Hot pants flare up
Ooo scintillatin' sizzlin' steamin'
Honey those hot pants got me screamin'
Supercalifragiwhata outfit you got on
Super vixen ooo foxy
Studball hunky baby rock me
Supercalihalitosis ooo that outfit's the absolute mostest
Ooo I've seen London and I seen France
But I never saw nothin' so hot as you in your hot pants
Sizzlin' hot hot pants
Hot hot hot hot pants, hot pants
Scorchin' hot pants
Hot hot hot hot pants, hot pants
Burnin' hot hot pants
Hot hot hot hot pants, hot pants
Steamin' hot hot pants
Hot hot hot hot pants, hot pants
Who says hot pants are dead and gone
Wait'll they see what you've got on
Yeah, I never saw nothn' so dggone hot
You belong in Ripley's Believe It Or Not
Here aa hot, there a hot
Hot pants on a cute little butt yeah
I see the Army the Waves and the Wacs yeah
Marchin' down the railroad tracks in hot pants
Hot pants stretchin' tight
Yeah hot pants clingin' right
Hot pants, they're gettin' so hot
We might have to take 'em off

Portobello Belle

Written by Mark Knopfler
Performed by Dire Straights

Belladonna's on the high street
Her breasts upon the offbeat
And the stalls are just the side shows
Victoriana's old clothes
Yeah she got the skirt so tight now
She wanna travel light now
She wanna tear up all her roots now
She got the turn-up on the boots now

She thinks she's tough
She ain't no English rose
But the blind singer
He's seen enough and he knows
He do a song about a long gone Irish girl
But I got one for you my Portobello Belle

She sees a man upon his back there
Escaping from a sack there
And Belladonna lingers
Her gloves they got no fingers
Blind man he's singing the Irish
He gets his money in a tin dish
Just a corner serenader
Once upon a time he could have made her

She thinks she's tough
She ain't no English rose
But the blind singer
He's seen enough and he knows
He do a song about a long gone Irish girl
But I got one for you my Portobello Belle

Yes and these barrow boys are hawking
And a parakeet is squawking
Upon a truck a paper rhino
She get the crying of a wino
And then she get the reggae rumble
Belladonna's in the jungle
But she ain't no garden flower
There ain't no distress in the tower

Belladonna walks
Belladonna taking control
She don't care about your window box
Or your button hole
She sing a song about a long gone Irish girl
But I got one for you my Portobello Belle

Do-Re-Mi

Written by Rodgers and Hammerstein
Performed by Julie Andrews and the children (Sound of Music)

Let's start at the very beginning
A very good place to start
When you read you begin with A-B-C
When you sing you begin with do-re-mi

Do-re-mi, do-re-mi
The first three notes just happen to be
Do-re-mi, do-re-mi

[Maria:]
Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti
[spoken]
Let's see if I can make it easy

Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Far, a long, long way to run
Sew, a needle pulling thread
La, a note to follow Sew
Tea, a drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to Do (oh-oh-oh)

[Maria and Children:]
[Repeat above verse twice]

[Maria:]
Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do
So-do!

[Maria: (spoken)]
Now children, do-re-mi-fa-so and so on
are only the tools we use to build a song.
Once you have these notes in your heads,
you can sing a million different tunes by mixing them up.
Like this.

So Do La Fa Mi Do Re
[spoken]
Can you do that?
[Children:]
So Do La Fa Mi Do Re
[Maria:]
So Do La Ti Do Re Do
[Children:]
So Do La Ti Do Re Do
[Maria:]
[spoken]
Now, put it all together.

[Maria and Children:]
So Do La Fa Mi Do Re, So Do La Ti Do Re Do
[Maria:]
[spoken]
Good!
[Brigitta:]
[spoken]
But it doesn't mean anything.
[Maria:]
[spoken]
So we put in words. One word for every note. Like this.

When you know the notes to sing
You can sing most anything
[spoken]
Together!

[Maria and Children:]
When you know the notes to sing
You can sing most anything

Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Far, a long, long way to run
Sew, a needle pulling thread
La, a note to follow Sew
Tea, a drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to Do

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do
Do Ti La So Fa Mi Re

[Children:]
Do Mi Mi
Mi So So
Re Fa Fa
La Ti Ti
[Repeat above verse 4x as Maria sings]

[Maria:]
When you know the notes to sing
You can sing most anything

[Maria and Children:]
Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Far, a long, long way to run
Sew, a needle pulling thread
La, a note to follow Sew
Tea, a drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to

[Maria:]
[Children:]

Do . . . So Do
Re . . . La Fa
Mi . . . Mi Do
Fa . . . Re
So . . . So Do
La . . . La Fa
Ti . . . La So Fa Mi Re
Ti Do - oh - oh Ti Do -- So Do

Ants Marching

Written by Dave Matthews
Performed by Dave Matthews Band

He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth bite to eat and he's rolling
Never changes a thing
The week ends the week begins
She thinks, we look at each other
Wondering what the other is thinking
But we never say a thing
These crimes between us grow deeper

Goes to visit his mommy
She feeds him well his concerns
He forgets them
And remembers being small
Playing under the table and dreaming

Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down, you up and die

Driving in on this highway
All these cars and upon the sidewalk
People in every direction
No words exchanged
No time to exchange

And all the little ants are marching
Red and black antennas waving
They all do it the same
They all do it the same way

Candyman teasing the thoughts of a
Sweet tooth tortured by the weight loss
Programs cutting the corners
Loose end, loose end, cut, cut
On the fence, could not to offend
Cut, cut, cut, cut

Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down, you up and die

Just Like The Weather

Written by Suzy Bogguss and Doug Crider
Performed by Suzy Bogguss

The wind is blowing from a new direction
You're thinking 'bout going, I know
It's been a long season, and hard on our affections
But that's no reason to let go

You change just like the weather
But the weather you know will always change
If you stay it'll get better
Wherever you go, it's bound to rain

So put on your jacket and stand your ground
Love's gonna have it's highs and lows
If we turn and face it, the wind will come around
You don't have to chase it when it blows

You change just like the weather
But the weather you know will always change
If you stay it'll get better
Wherever you go, it's bound to rain

You change just like the weather
But the weather you know will always change
If you stay it'll get better
Wherever you go, it's bound to rain
You change just like the weather

It's A Long Way There

Written by Graeham George Goble
Performed by Little River Band

Hey everybody yeah, don't you feel that there's something?
Feel it, feel it?
Hey everybody yeah, don't you feel that there's something?

People on their own are getting nowhere,
I am on the road to see,
If anything is anywhere and waiting, just for me.

Everynight I walk around the city.
Seems like I'll never know,
That feeling of being together when I go.

And it's a long way there, it's a long way to where I'm going,
And it's a long way there, it's a long way to where I'm going.

Hey everybody, don't you feel that there's something, but you know
In a moment it is gone.
I live for the day when I can hear people saying that they know and
They care for everyone
But I feel like I've been here for the whole of my life, never knowing
Home.

It's a long way.
It's a long, long, long way there,
I'm gonna keep on tryin',
I'm gonna keep on tryin', yeah,
I'm gonna keep on tryin',
I'm gonna keep on tryin', ah!

Been away from home for such a long time,
And got to know this town,
But I don't seem to matter much to anyone, who's around
Is there anybody around?

Everynight I walk around the city,
Seems like I'll never know,
The feeling of being together when I go.

And it's a long way there, it's a long way to where I'm going,
And it's a long way there, it's a long way to where I'm going.

Everybody knows it’s a long way there,
Oh, everybody knows it’s a long way there.
Mmm, it’s a long way

Driving around’s kind of getting me down and I know, and I know
It’s a long long way there
It’s such a long long way, long way

Hey everybody yeah,
Don't you feel that there's something?
Feel it, feel it?
Hey everybody yeah,
Don't you feel that there's something?